MM kink test: 35 items, play between men

The thirty-five items run from making out, neck kissing and marking, and nipple play through handjobs, oral, deep throat, swallowing, facials, rimming, and fingering, then topping, bottoming, switching, condomless sex, finishing inside, prostate play, butt plugs, prostate massagers, cock rings, frottage, mutual masturbation, chastity, a dom/sub dynamic, restraint, spanking, light choking, dirty talk, size difference, uniform roleplay, threesomes, and aftercare. Nothing is euphemised, so you are not decoding what an item means before you can put a number on it.

Topping, bottoming, and switching are three separate items here, not one position question with a forced answer, and rimming, oral, handjobs, and fingering each split into giving and receiving — which is where the useful detail usually is, since wanting something done to you and wanting to do it are different appetites and the shelf keeps them apart. Every item takes a number from 0 to 100. A 0 is a real no and shows as an empty vial with a red cross, so your refusals stay visible at a glance instead of hiding among low scores. Above 0 there are four colour bands, 1–33, 34–66, 67–99, and 100 for full to the neck, which keep a thirty-five vial shelf legible when it is shrunk to fit a post, while the fill height carries the number you actually picked.

The finished shelf exports as one image, which answers in a single screenshot the questions you would otherwise field one at a time — on a profile, in a chat before meeting, or with a partner of ten years who has never asked about half of this list. Compare two shelves and the useful parts show up immediately: where you both sit high, and every red cross on either side. Nothing is uploaded and there is no account; ratings live in this browser's localStorage until you clear site data, and they do not follow you to another device. The test labels nothing and scores you against no one — you leave with your own numbers and decide what they are worth.